So tired of doing housework and working on Christmas presents.
if you can grow a nice beard there’s no reason to ever be clean-shaven
take this advice to heart.
i feel i should have this on my blog for whenever my bf stalks it next. he hasn’t shaven in a month and his beard grows pretty quick and he looks so greattt
I must be the only woman who doesn’t really like facial hair :(
This is not a pug. It’s actually the world’s most annoying alarm clock.
He’s just spent the last 10 mins snorting in my ear, stepping on my head and trying to knock over the glass of water on the bedside table.
Now that I’m well and truly awake, looks like he’s going to settle down. The jerk.
One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS
HIS FUCKING HORROR
ME AND MY FRIEND WERE TALKING TO THIS GIRL WHO CLAIMS SHE WATCHES SHERLOCK. WE ASKED HER WHAT SHE THINKS OF SHERLOCK DYING AND SHE SAID “I HAVEN’T BEEN WATCHING ANY OF THE RECENT EPISODES DONT SPOIL IT FOR ME”
UPDATE: WE TOLD HER SHE NEEDS TO HURRY UP THE SIXTH SEASON IS OUT AND SHE WENT UGH I’M ONLY ON THE THIRD ONE.
UPDATE: WE TOLD HER IT COMES OUT EVERY WEDNESDAY BECAUSE BRITISH TELEVISION IS REALLY FAST.
When you get a boner an inopportune or inappropriate moment -